Christopher Columbus was taking a walk along the park in England when suddenly he stepped on a piece of gum. "Darn it!", he said, "Now I will have to go buy a pair of new boots." "Christopher!", Sir John Fitzgerald, a friend of Christopher Columbus's said, "Are you still set on going to discover some new places with me?" Christopher filled with rage said, "Is this an act of mockery?!". "My boots are covered in this guck and you think I want to set foot on new land with them?! Now that's preposterous!", said Christopher. Sir John Fitzgerald was shocked at Christopher's response and said, "Well if you ,sir, do not want to accompany me then I will find someone who will! Good day!". "And a good day to you!", commented Christopher. Christopher Columbus continued on with his search for a new pair of boots and when he finally did find the best looking ones in town, he began to think about what he had said to Sir John Fitzgerald. "Maybe I have overreacted", said Christopher, "I will look for John and apologize so we can search for some land". Sir John Fitzgerald was a mile away speaking to one of the most important leaders of a country later known as China.
"Hello, Chung-Ung, I was wondering if you would accept my request to tag along with me in the discovery of some magnificent worlds we can call ours.", said Sir John Fitzgerald. "Ahh yes, I see, I would be delighted! But in one condition.", said Chung-Ung. "And that is?", responded Sir John Fitzgerald. "I will be leading the whole expedition and whatever we find will be split 70% mine and 30% yours.", Chung-Ung answered. Sir John Fitzgerald with delight said,"Yes, yes! That is fine with me, after all, all I really want and love to do is discover the world." Christopher over-heard the whole conversation and was crushed. He decided that he would never discover new land ever again and decided he would continue on with his dream with opening up his own little bakery. John and Chung scurried off and set sail to look for new land. "We will take the original intended route", said John. "Whatever floats your boat!", said Chung. They both laughed with mighty "Har-Har-Hars". What John did not know was that Chung had other plans in mind, he was plotting to keep all the land to his-self because after all, Chung does love to be selfish. "Look a pink dolphin!", said Chung. "Where? I can't see it!." said John. "Get closer and look over the ledge", said Chung in a demonic tone. John as gullible as could be did as he was told and "Bam!", out of nowhere he suddenly felt a push with great force and before he knew it, he was flying towards the sea. "Do you see it now?" said Chung, laughing. While gurgling water John responded, "Yes, I see that you're a selfish and malignant backstabber!" "Chow! I hope you like swimming!", Chung said. Chung continued on with only 10 miles left of the route.
When he finally saw the beaute that was originally supposed to be called "America", according to the map, he said, "My darling! You look more like an Amy to me." So it was set and the country of Amy was beginning to grow. Chung-Ung lured in many to his new country with false advertisements such as saying that Amy was a country of freedom and people would experience no worries there. As soon as Chung-Ung had the specific amount of people he was longing for, he completely changed the laws in Amy. He held a speech called "A Change For Better", many people attended with great excitement hoping they would receive yet another great gift from Chung, but instead that excitement was overturned as soon as everyone heard the first two words come out of Chung's mouth. "Operation Slavery", "I have given you all the gift of freedom for these past few months and have treated you like royalty, but now you guys will return my act of kindness for the rest of your lives.", said Chung. "There will no longer be a two party system, but a rule under one person, ME.", said Chung, emphasizing the 'me'. Each person was given a list of the new laws and rules, each list stated, " Obey Or Be Decapitated:
1. Chung-Ung is your ruler
2. NO religion in the country of Amy
3. Chung-Ung is your god
4. 1 sacrifice from 5 selected families each year will be completed in order to satisfy Chung-Ung
5. Eating will only occur twice a day with a maximum 100 calorie meal
6. Every day every person living in the country of Amy will complete a boot camp routine that will last 6 hours of the day from 5:00 am to 11 am
7. One family will consist only of 1 husband ,1 wife ,1 daughter ,and 1 son
8. One family= One house=One car
9. Citizens above the age of 10 will have to work in jobs given
10. No loitering ANYWHERE after 20:00
11. Good hygiene is a MUST, hygiene tests will be received every day at 18:00
12. Children will begin schooling from the age of 2 until the age of 16, school will start at 11:00 am and end at 16:00 am every day
13. Violence is forbidden
14. Violence includes: Killing, pushing, hitting, stabbing, scratching, glaring, punching, kicking, elbowing, pulling, choking, asphyxiating, or doing anything that would be considered harmful
15. Opinions will not be allowed, ONLY facts
16. Bad remarks about Chung-Ung are forbidden
17. DO NOT pollute Amy
18. Violations of any of these rules will result in decapitation of the violator
Thank you, enjoy your eternity in Amy
Chung-Ung"
Whoa! Who knew such a small thing as stepping in gum could have such drastic consequences? A very entertaining and well-done entry. I especially enjoyed the dialogue and how you tried to keep it in the "voice" of characters from the 15 century. I wonder how Christopher Columbus would fare as a baker?
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